Saturday, October 28, 2006

ohya. forgot to mention that the fucking prank caller strike again today.
he loves saturdays.
im gonna track him down and fucking make sure i feed his penis to dogs, stuff worms up his ass and shove large carrots up his nostrils. he is a fucking old man i believe.
mum says the root cause may be from the lost of my hp during sec sch times.
but it's impossible what. i would have saved both my house numbers. so why did he just call one and so coincidentally it's the one without caller ID. fucker man.
and he knows that i was schooling in xms. the first time he called in 2004, he said what im from xms one wad la blablabla.
but he always got my name wrong. he is always looking for ShuXiang.
like halo. my name is nice i dont need him to change it for me. haha (bitter laugh, can u taste it)

but after some time, i realised speaking to him in English intimidates him. wahahahhaa
the first time he called, i answered him in mandarin
then he went " bu yao pian wo la. ni shi na ge xinmin de dui ma. blablabla"

now? i ve learned.
all ive to do is sternly say "There is no such person in my house"
him : "orh solly"

from the "solly", i would say that he isnt good with english. and fyi, he is bad at chinese too.
i rmbered once he called blowjob as "Han Chu" like wth.

but it's nothing surprising since people like him communicate better with his dick than in language :)

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